Here I am at the vet's office getting weighed.
The lady said I waz a pound overweight. Whatever
Here I am trying to relax on blue blanket but Mia iz all in my space.
I will get in any box, any time, anywhere.
Why iz Mia such a hater?
This iz my second Christmas. I look good under the tree
Look at that! Itz us on a doormat.
Thanx gran-momma!
If you want to go upstairz, you're gonna has to get thru us first!